Austin Powers pick up lines

Some are funny, some are corny, some are good and some are bad. What can we say about pick up lines besides they general do not work.

Pick up lines can come across as brash and arrogant. Looking for the quick "pick up" and not a relationship. Mr. Right now and not Mr. Right.

We have included these pick up lines because we think they are very humorous and maybe should be used as ice breakers and not as pickup lines. Try these at you own risk. If you get slapped, don't say we did not warn you.

• I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
• Nice legs...what time do they open?
• Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
• My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
• Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
• Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.